Big nerd, ruined lots of things, almost crushed my friend with weight lifting equipment on multiple occasions. I saw it (Actually, i haven't seen anything in a while) Emily


So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

what are the other less amusing things

nah son you gotta tell me who you are so i can tell you not on the front of my blog